3/04/12 Tuesday 9:30 am
OMG! No food, that sucks. Cows! Bird it is then. Oh damn it that black and white cat is out again! Time to show him a piece of my mind.
3/04/12 Tuesday 12:20 pm
After my bird breakfast I found a mouse. Well I took it home and the man was outside and I went under the kid’s tramp and the damn mouse was still alive and jumping away. We were playing Tag!
4/04/12 Wednesday 1:30 am
I can’t sleep, it is too HOT with the people on each side of me. I woke up and went to the kitchen to eat and then to the bathroom to get a sip of water. After that outside to cool off. I am now cold, I am going back inside to warm up.
4/04/12 Wednesday 5:30 pm
My dinner wasn’t that awesome really. It was tuna and bad tuna but I don’t think it will come back up in a hurry because I went outside and ate some grass. Then I was bored so I started writing in this.
5/04/12 Thursday 8:00 am
FISH AND CHIPS NIGHT! MY FAVORITE THING!!
5/04/12 Thursday 7:00 pm
It is 7:00 and the man hasn’t got off his computer and gone to get dinner. Now he does. “Fish for me!” said Kazzie “same here!” yelled the woman. And for me is the same every week fish from Kazzie. Well not always.
6/04/12 Friday 7:00 am
I am excited about today because Kazzie’s school holidays start today which means for me more sleeps on her bed. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m going to bed.
7/04/12 Saturday 9:05
Kazzie tried to dress me in her doll’s clothes and they didn’t fit me. I wasn’t happy! But I did like one dress she put on me that fitted. Then Kazzie let me go and got her doll Amy out in her slide in slide out bed. Dressed her up and then got dressed herself and went to work. I don’t know why an 11 year old girl would have job!
I haven’t written in this for a long time because I haven’t had anything to write about. So today I am over the road in the orchard just chillin and then the orchard people come and disturbed me. IDIOTS! This will be last day of entries. :’( So I am going to make this day interesting!!
29/04/12 Sunday 6:02 pm
I’m starving! I just came in the cat flap and looked at my bikki bowl and ‘YES!’ still some left. I am so hungry!! Kazza is coming and going into the cupboard and ‘YAY!!’ my treats and I’m gonna do tricks like come and up.
7/05/2012 Monday 5:36 pm
‘ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ’ I am asleep on mum and dad’s bed. Soooooooooooo comfy!!!
Kazza is coming got to go! this is my last few hours of my diary today. Bye!
7/05/2012 Monday 7:48 pm
So I am outside in the cold in the orchard watching the night sky. The moon is awesome, it looks like a big ball of swiss cheese! I mean it like literally does! I wonder what the owners of me are doing right now. I know that Dad is on the computer and that Kazza is reading a book about the human body. Did you know that there are 27 bones in the human hand? And that the human tongue has four taste buds? There are sour on the left and right side and bitter at the back and sweet and salty at the front. Any way back to me I am back home and I licked some bowls clean and had a drink of water and now on Dad’s seat. My Diary is now finished and that is it for this month and a bit.
There will be more five days before my birthday and onwards. In November.
This is my Neelix Diary. Hope you like it and make comments!