How not to dress for an 80's party!

How not to dress for an 80’s party.  
I am here to tell you how not to dress for an 80’s party. First you don't dress as Michael Jackson crossed with a bird because you will probably look like a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!  


So don't dress like Lady Gaga gone wrong. No spastic hairdos like an Afro or a Michael Jackson style. If there is dancing don't dance like an dork or you will look like a dork. A party is a public thing not a home thing. By the way you do not and I mean DO NOT put FAKE feathers on to look like a bird, a dorky bird that is.

Thanks for reading and please take all this info in and DON’T dress like a dork if you are invited to an 80’s party.                                                                                                         Don't dress like this!

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